We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.

Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.