The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.