My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.
Symmetry is overrated. Overrated is symmetry.
Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.
Even the White House has a press agent.
Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.
Programmers can be lazy.