That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
The choice of approaches could be made the responsibility of the programmer.
There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."
Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.