I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.

It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.

You can’t change the past. You can’t even change the future, in the sense that you can only change the present one moment at a time, stubbornly, until the future unwinds itself into the stories of our lives.

You can never entirely stop being what you once were. That's why it's important to be the right person today, and not put it off till tomorrow.