Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.