Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly.

I procrastinate, but mostly because there's always too many things to do, and I got the stew in my mind that things do bubble up, so I'll throw things in there and let them stew around. It's sort of like greasing the squeaky wheels in my own brain.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

An initial underscore already conveys strong feelings of magicalness to a C programmer.