Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

Easy things should be easy, and hard things should be possible.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.