This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.

The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.