I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Anything can happen with a razor.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.