I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.