I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.

Anything can happen with a razor.