Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.
Laura KightlingerI love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura KightlingerI can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
Laura KightlingerI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura KightlingerThe thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess itโs better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.
Laura Kightlinger