Anything can happen with a razor.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.

It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.