Anything can happen with a razor.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.