Anything can happen with a razor.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

Anything can happen with a razor.