I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.

[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.