Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

The unexpected always happens.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?