Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.