Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.