It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.
The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.