A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.