When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.