As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?