When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.