The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.