The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.