It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.