It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

Guns don't kill, people do.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.