Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

Learn all the rules... then break them.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.