No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Learn all the rules... then break them.