It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
Learn all the rules... then break them.
Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'