Guns don't kill, people do.
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Learn all the rules... then break them.
Never point at anything beige and call it cool.