Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
Guns don't kill, people do.
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.