My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'
Guns don't kill, people do.
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Learn all the rules... then break them.
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.