It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'

Guns don't kill, people do.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.