I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.

And once by God, I was a Marine!

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.

I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.