One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.
If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.
And once by God, I was a Marine!
I only make movies to finance my fishing.
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.