As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
I only make movies to finance my fishing.
If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.
If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.
I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.
Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.