If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.
If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.
And once by God, I was a Marine!
One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.