Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!
To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?