I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!