I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!
When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.
There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.