This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!