There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.
I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!
I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!
I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.