Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.
When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.
If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.