I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!