I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!