What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)

I think women are conditioned to stand by their man and watch them make it to the top, but most men never believe the person they get into a relationship with is going to rise any higher than she was when they met. It takes a very special, evolved person to be able to deal with change within a relationship.

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

My sister is bold, independent, and not afraid to wear overalls. Some of her first words as a child were "that's not fair," and she's been committed to social justice ever since. She's my hero.

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.

But I want to tell my stories, more than that, I have to in order to stay sane.

There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’