Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes.

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

I think some people are really connected to who they were as children. And some people aren't.

I've always had a talent for recognizing when I am in a moment worth being nostalgic for.

I have never been a physically engaged person. Like, I was not an athletic kid. I was the kid who came up with a thousand excuses not to take a gym class. Even now, if I could, I would do all my work from bed.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.