The thing that's so hard about being a kid is you don't have enough knowledge to explain things yourself.

I don't really have a place where people can reach me via email because it got a little overwhelming. People tweet things at me like, "oh DM me for a great story that you'll definitely need to use on the show," which I don't, you know, DM them.

I still go to a party and say something embarrassing to someone, and then write them a weird e-mail about it the next day, and then write them a text because I think they didn't get the e-mail. No matter what happens with your level of success, you still have to deal with all the baggage that is yourself.

Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes.

Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.

I don’t really read reviews… That’s not where my attention goes.

It's almost like when you're young, your friends take on the romance role, and then guys take on the role of your friends later.