I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

I was a Jew talking about Goyim religion. If I had just stuck to Moses, everything would have been cool. But, copping to being part of the whole Christ murder conspiracy got everyone goose-stepping again.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.