There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.
I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.