All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I've talked to biblical cats, and Neanderthals who been here since day one. No one here has even seen the Big Boss. Ever.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.