To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Some guys are admired for coming to play, as the saying goes. I prefer those who come to kill.

There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.

Branch Rickey once said of me that I was a man with an infinite capacity for immediately making a bad thing worse.

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

And luck? I've always said about Dizzy Dean that if the roof fell in and Diz was sitting in the middle of the room, everybody else would be buried in the debris and a gumdrop would drop into his mouth.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.