A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the bucks, this burg has the bangs.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?