"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.