"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?