To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?