If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're not finished with.

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.