who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?