You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait.

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it.

There is no such thing as getting anything easy. Trust and believe. Even if you're good at what you do, you still should be practicing, you still should be updating, especially. Because if you don't update, you become a dinosaur.

When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air.

I didn't realize the age thing until I got hired and everybody was telling me I was f - -ing old.

I'm not leaving America because it doesn't support me.