The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
Leslie NielsenI like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.
Leslie NielsenI like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie NielsenI'm afraid if I don't keep moving, they're going to catch me ... I am 81 years old and I want to see what's around the corner, and I don't see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking.
Leslie Nielsen