I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.