I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.