Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.