Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.