Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.

Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"