Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.

Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.