Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.