Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'