I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"
Lewis BlackAnybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.
Lewis BlackMy touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
Lewis Black