You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

I never thought that Bill Clinton should be the president. When he was running to be the president of the United States, he said on over a hundred occasions, he said the following: He said, 'One of the great accomplishments while I was the governor of Arkansas, was to take my state in education from 50th to 49th.' And I thought, ' you know, Bill, you should keep that a secret.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

Everybody's got cable.

I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.