You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.

"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.