You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.