I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

There's no reason to tweet when you are in the midst of a great moment; they are few and far between. So pay attention to it, as you probably won't see it again. You can always tweet later, if you're lucky enough to be part of history and you think 140 characters can do credit to someone like Martin Luther King or to the speech he made that day.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.